"Raymundo" (raymundo)
06/28/2014 at 22:14 • Filed to: None
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"Raymundo" (raymundo)
06/28/2014 at 22:14 • Filed to: None | 1
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Hey Opps-anonymous, this is my first post. I'm freakin' bored. I hate Florida due to it's lack of fun roads. I do a lot of car stuff with roflcopter here on oppo. I made a poem about driving in Florida. I don't know shit about poems.
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Super bored > Want to drive > Florida sucks > Nowhere to drive
Straight Roads > All the time > Where are the turns > Hard to find
Fuck this place > I need to cruise > I hate your Prius > I guess I'll just booze
So here I am > Still bored as fuck > I can't wait to move > Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Here's crap that I do.
I race shit.
I build shit.
I program shit.
I turn shit into gold; I hope.
I help roflcopter break shit.
Then I break shit.
See you around the internet.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Raymundo
06/28/2014 at 22:40 |
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I'm from Alabama (which has amazing backroads) and lived just south of the Tennessee state line (which has even more amazing, curvy backroads). Then right after I graduated and planned to go off to college, my parents said no(I was 17) and moved me to northwest Florida. I hate everything about it. There are no good backroads. The people suck. There is absofuckinglutely nothing to do(I'm a mountain person). It is too goddamned flat. The people suck. The drivers can't drive. Every car is a Prius or a Camry, except for the retirees that drive their classics and sports cars way too damn slow. I FUCKING HATE THIS GODDAMNED STATE! That is all. Oh, and tough shit if you want to find an entry level job that isn't the military.
mcseanerson
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
06/28/2014 at 23:08 |
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My dad lives in Pensacola and anytime I have a new sports car to show off I drive down and bring my dad with me and drive around for 3 hours looking for good roads always coming up bust. Florida roads suck and the cops are complete assholes.
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> mcseanerson
06/28/2014 at 23:13 |
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Live 15 minutes from Pensacola. I hate it. With a burning passion.
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Raymundo
> Raymundo
06/28/2014 at 23:59 |
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I see everyone agrees with the quality of roads and people here in Florida. I'm moving next year. I. Am. Stoked. Mountains of NC, here I come.
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mcseanerson
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
06/29/2014 at 00:12 |
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Yeah even worse is the one thing you might attempt on the super straight and long backroads is a top speed attempt (anyone who doesn't live there you have no idea how ridiculously smooth and straight these roads are with nothing on them) and they put speed bumps on them.
Interesting story, one time this lady was drunk and going about 100 MPH and hit one that the geniuses who put it there placed at the crest of a hill. Lady went airborn for a long ways and hit a power pole before she returned to the earths surface. Took out a transformer and all the power around for like 2 miles. The cool part is afterwards they realized speed bumps on long back roads was a bad idea and took them out in put in little chicanes. Closest thing you can find to a curve in Florida. This was around Beulah if you want to go looking for them.
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> mcseanerson
06/29/2014 at 00:17 |
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They may be somewhat smooth, but it doesn't take long for the sand to shift the roads in the crests. That's when you get pulled to the right while turning left, which is "fun" in the rain.
FrankenBlaster
> Raymundo
06/29/2014 at 09:35 |
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Just got back from Sebring last week for a test at the track. That place has almost nothing around it, other than weird restaraunts and a cool hotel on the track. St Pete was a little more fun for the race, but still, Florida.